Now Showing: "Teen Wolf" (FULL MOVIE)
Our first Triple Feature Friday comes to a conclusion with the 1985 hit classic Teen Wolf starring Michael J. Fox in a performance for the ages. And for those following along at home this week, it's no surprise I'm hitting you with Teen Wolf on a quarantined-Friday afternoon. Easily our biggest story line of the week starting with some harmless photoshop.
One small joke and 3 full days of live radio later, we can indeed confirm that this picture is a hot pile of bologna
Even so, it doesn't hurt to speculate that WSD is just a single chromosome deformity away from being this guy's older brother
And it's all because we went out for a nice Italian meal at La Scarola. That's how the job works around here. Sometimes you think you're going to a tailgate but you end up in a hot tub with Susanna. Sometimes you think the Bears are gonna win on a last second fig newton but you end up getting a double doink. And sometimes you think you're getting some penne a la vodka sauce with your boys but your facial hair steals the show. There's no rhyme or reason to the chaos only that there will be chaos, which brings me back to Teen Wolf.
Scott Howard went to high school hoping to eclipse his overwhelming mediocrity but instead got a full moon's worth of werewolf DNA. He transformed into a literal monster and still turned it into a net positive on the basketball court. Just like WSD spinning this into a content wheelhouse for us throughout the entire week. Anytime someone goes full werewolf, you gotta find the silver linings and make something happen. That's what we call werewolf life and I couldn't be more delighted to highlight it more prominently in this full length feature film.
Enjoy.